Never mind that it was signed into law by President George W. Bush, conservatives are in full squawk over a bill calling for light bulbs to become more efficient. Also never mind that gradually phasing out the energy wasting incandescent bulb will save billions of dollars: This is an intolerable Obama outrage! Light, not Lite!! Last night Republicans failed to repeal this hated George W. Bush endorsed law. Curse you, nanny state!
Hoping for a victory and always keen to tap a fresh gusher of bile, the shadowy authorities at the Message Control Center issued this secret, fake directive before the vote to their conservative minions.
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