1. “We’re all the same on the inside” may have just lost its meaning. In a recent study, the NIH found that while we all contain toxins in our bodies from food, the type of toxins varies depending on wealth.
2. Fraternity boy acquires trust fund early, announces by email to fellow frat brothers that he will use money to start hedge fund. Frat boy wants frat brothers to help him. Pay off? “We’ll all get filthy rich and, inevitably, bag hot slampieces.” Best of luck.
3. Here’s to lookin’ at you, earth.
Collier Meyerson